I think I look good in any city, but don't you want to see me in yours?
London – May 2-9
Torture Garden Birthday Weekend
Dominican Republic – June 18-25
Caribbean Fetish Fest
I will be confirming exact travel dates when I come back from my kink in the Caribbean trip in June. I will also try to schedule these around events/Footnight as exact dates are posted. But this is my tentative schedule:
Seattle/Vancouver – July
New York/Philadelphia – August
New Orleans – September
Definitely be visiting:
San Francisco
San Diego
Las Vegas
Possibilities:
Atlanta
Austin
Chicago
Denver
Portland
Did I miss somewhere you want me to be? Please e-mail me. I’m always available for outcall.
I am not sure if I am PMS today or I just can’t handle #anotherfuckingidiot.
Sometimes I get a request for public humiliation, which I think is awesome, and I ask, “What does this mean to you?” Then I get a detailed description of being naked, led around with a collar and being made to eat dog food in the grocery store. And then I ask, “What fucking world do YOU live in and can we session there?”
I love hearing your fantasies and if it is in my capacity and is not illegal, I would love to fulfill it. However, my tolerance for #anotherfuckingidiot, is just so low.
(On a side note, I love Public Disgrace from Kink.com. One of my favorite porn sites. I actually spent quite a bit of time there today with my Hitachi.)
I get a lot of inquiries and although I very specifically provide fields for e-mail inquiries and list what I would like to know about you before we session on my website, I still don’t get this information.
Today, whether it is because I am PMS, or I just can’t handle #anotherfucking idiot, or maybe just because I’m a fucking dominatrix the following just happened:
Your Name BUSTED BALLS UK
Email BUSTED.BALLS@YAHOO.CO.UK
Phone 00000
What Interests You? HELLO, I RUN A BALL BUSTING SITE IN THE UK AND NOTICED YOU ARE COMING TO LONDON, WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN FILMING FOR ME? AND IF SO WHAT WOULD YOUR RATE BE FOR 4 HOURS, I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
Years of Experience/Last Played?
Do You Have References?
Notice all those blank spaces?
To which I responded:
Oh wow. Bestill My fucking heart.
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO UNCAPS YOUR CAPS LOCK?!
IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE this.
There that’s better.
Now. For your next feat, do you think, and I hope this is not too much trouble, but you could you, you know . . . give me your NAME, WEBSITE, LOCATION, REFERENCES? Oops, I slipped up on the caps lock.
As for my fee, I start at $1000/per idiot, so if any of your friends show up too, my fee will double, triple. Just depends on how many idiots there are! If you need help with the math, I will tell you, but it will cost extra.
Oh, and Happy Fucking Earth Day!
Southern sissy sluts getting lipstick all over my stilettos!
I was happy to see my good friend Mistress Erin with her new residence on Bourbon Street in the French Quarter.
I had an immediate warm welcome with my first client who I made into my sissy slut, smearing red lipstick all over his face and making him suck off my heel. Spent some time with one of my favorite regulars, D., by far my biggest fan in NOLA. Always brings me a lovely pressie, so thoughtful!
I had some custom latex done by Don Corbitt for upcoming Torture Garden. He crafted me a lovely waist cincher with tail (no butt plugs for this Fetish Unicorn) and a hot military outfit.
Later Mistress Erin and I entertained one of her regulars, both clad in Cuban heeled stockings, torturing and teasing–and if you want to find out the rest, you should really make an appointment! 
We spent a couple of days at the clothing optional Country Club for swimming in the pool and “cuddles in the bubbles” in the hot tub! I love hot tubs. Little known fact, the food here is actually really delicious. One morning we enjoyed Bourbon French toast with ice cream and bottomless mimosas, my favorite kind!
Then it was off to a local watering hole for whiskey drinking and pool playing. If there is nothing else you learn in this world, never try to outdrink or play pool against a Mistress, you will lose! A large young man interrupted our game, wanting to get in on the action. My redheaded Mistress Erin made short work of him and beat him so bad, he ran out of the bar.
Sunday night I enjoyed the Fleur de Tease burlesque show. The MC opened the show talking about a Mistress who is well known for her beating–for a brief moment, I thought my friends had put together their version of the Bennigan’s birthday song or something–but happily I watched a hot lady take off her clothes to a burlesque version of “Hot for the Teacher”!
So much fun in New Orleans. I will be back later this year after hurricane season, probably late September/early October.
Boot blacking done the proper way!
It was time to add a few things to my toy bag, so I headed over to one of the best sexy toy shops in Los Angeles, Pleasure Chest to stock up. That night 15% of all proceeeds benefitted Dyke Day. There was a kickass DJ spinning and several demo stations. I loved sipping wine, browsing dildos and floggers.
In particular I was getting some small items for my naughty Easter egg hunt I’m throwing. I was going to get a vibrating egg, but I think we all know where I would hide it!
I finally had the pleasure of meeting Mistress Serene, who was demonstrating fire play. I’ve been thinking of going to DESIRE in Palm Springs and I asked her to sell me on it. She told me, its a bunch of women, mostly naked, playing by the pool. I’m pretty sold, are you?
Being the saucy Domme I am, I didn’t offer my sumptuous flesh for fire play or spanking demos, but as usual, I did get the pleasure of spanking a cutie! Instead, I got my Via Spiga tall black leather boots shined by a real professional.
Well, I packed up my toy bag and headed out to Palm Springs for Dinah Shore weekend. Don’t you love my life?
It was 100F (38C) when I arrived in Palm Springs. As soon as I blew into town, I was off to see a client; this is usually my m.o. when I travel these days. I have to admit, even I was surprised at how popular I was in this small desert community. I had a delicious sushi dinner, then I was off to meet another client for some mindfuckery with tease and denial. I changed from my black leather into a short white satin dress and I was off to the White Party.
In the morning, I had a delicious breakfast in bed, then got ready to see more clients. I actually had to turn people down. One guy called me and said he would actually drive from Los Angeles to meet me in Palm Springs.
Once I was done torturing and delighting for the day, I changed into my new hot pink bikini and headed down to the pool party. I refused to participate in volleyball, but I loved to participate in sexy girl watching!
Later, I grabbed a quick drink with Mistress Alex of NYC. So glad we got a chance to meet since we have so many mutual friends. I look forward to seeing her again this late summer/early fall when I make my trip out to NYC.
How did I spend my Saturday night you might ask? I will say this, it involved a hot girl, a balcony and my custom dusters from Saint Leather. It’s a damn shame that all the people on the street missed out on the sexy show. Is there more? Of course, but that falls into the category of private Mistress time!
As usual, I made friends wherever I go and will probably be heading out to the desert for some R&R again soon as one of them offered me a guest house to stay in Palm Springs.
Living the dream . . .
My puppy OBEYS.
I had the pleasure of returning to G4′s Attack of the Show to demonstrate animal role play with My puppy Derrick Paul.
When puppies are good, they get treats from beautiful Ladies like Me and Candace, but when they are bad, they get punished.
Don’t you want to be bad sometimes?
Kevin got a chance to witness what happens when you do not obey Mistress Justine and I beat him with my wooden paddle. I didn’t hold back. I’m sure he’s still sore.
Update:
Reaction from my hippie vegetarian friend who lives in an intentional community: “I’m just so proud!”
Reaction from my father: “I thought that when you beat the male host that was totally funny.”
